février 2012
57 billets
Gonna go back to bed and watch The L Word cause no...
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard alone: cute gifs, pretty pictures, fluff, fluff, fluffy fluffy fluff.
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard and someone's behind me: PORN, PORN, PENIS, VAGINA, GAY PORN, PORNY PORN PORN PORN.
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
